Typical Conversation with Meg

Spoke to Meg twice this morning on the phone:

830am
Me: Hello Megan!
Meg: Mummy!
Me: Why you cry?
Meg: Megan cry cos Mummy & Daddy go work. Mummy, you go where?
Me: (????) I'm working lor.
Meg: Daddy leh?
Me: (????!!!) Working lor.
**Silence**
Me: Hello, Megan?
*** Silence ***
Meg: OK, bye mummy!
Slams the phone down. ("_")

930am
Meg: Mummy!
Me: Hello Megan, wat you doing?
Meg: I naughty girl.
Me: Why naughty?
Meg: I make Pearlyn cry.
Me: What you do to pearlyn?
*** Silence ***
Meg: I like Pearlyn.
Me: Ok, wat is Duncan doing?
Meg: Duncan poo poo.
Me: That was earlier in the morning lah. He bathe already?
Meg: Ok, Bye mummy!
* Slams the phone down *

("____")